The act of shoving a hamster in your ass and then proceeding to twerk, shaking the hamster around like a washing machine
by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022
Get the Hamster washing machinemug. The Big Gay Machine is Simone, and also possibly Kareem. Being the big gay machine is worse than being the big gay (being gay isn't bad though, only being The Big Gay or The Big Gay Machine is bad)
by supreme court of definitions September 23, 2020
Get the the big gay machinemug. Extremely expensive audio systems usually playing the song 'Big Bad John' in very high quality. Advertised on TikTok or other platforms.
What is that weirdly shaped thing? Ah, that's just my Big John machine *proceeds to play Big Bad John in high quality*
by KC-130 October 7, 2025
Get the Big John machinemug. A highly trained person that wastes their time having to copy the same data across multiple systems, because:
1. the systems are not connected
2. people refuse to look at the single source of truth and want it in the specific place they look.
1. the systems are not connected
2. people refuse to look at the single source of truth and want it in the specific place they look.
The human copying machine becomes frustrated at the waste of time and energy copy/pasting the same data/story when the priority should be focused on helping the customer.
by troll3193 February 5, 2023
Get the Human Copying Machinemug. by mariusballs13 November 22, 2021
Get the emilo 1 tap washing machinemug. by luigi mangione’s wife February 14, 2025
Get the Perjury Machinemug. A shorter hipper active take on rejuvenation: resurrecting a prior idea or activity that lost traction but is now back on.
Oh man, didn't ever take that trip because of the Corona, but now that we're all vaccinated it's definitely back in the juve machine!
by Land Snark May 27, 2021
Get the juve machinemug.