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licketty split

'Get down there, licketty split' (command)
by TheNiceMan July 31, 2006
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Lockergnome

The website created by tech enthusiast and former TechTV host Chris Pirillo. Often know for its annual Gnomedex expo.
I went to lockergnome to find some cool articles.
by deadinside1 April 15, 2009
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Dirt Locker

the nether regions inside your ass, a rest stop on the long and winding dirt road, the tollbooth on the hershey highway, a wide spot on bowel boulevard, the parking lot on poop parkway, the rail yard for trains on the track, probably just your bowels or intestines...
girl: you want me to eat your ass before I give you the stroke and choke?
me: yeah baby, but watch out for stinky pickles, I need to empty my dirt locker.
by The Reverend Raphael September 20, 2010
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Linker

Person who swings a sword spinning.
Act like Link from Zelda.
Stop being a linker, you are such a linker
by Papi Sedy & Germash January 22, 2008
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Fart Locker

The mobile fart locker (n) refers to someone who lives in his motorhome in the winter who is constantly trying to keep the heat in and since he lives alone and all he does is watch porn and fart, the motorhome always reeks of anus and spooge.
There goes that boner Ferrone in his mobile fart locker, I'm glad he beat it so we can invite some chicks over.
by The Boney July 27, 2006
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lickety

1. deliciousness
2. a word used to describe the appearance of a fully erect penis
3. the thought that enters your mind when you see a dripping wet CC runner
4. the tingling sensation on your tongue when you see some eye candy

etc...
-go look at R.L.'s pikcha.. he lookin all wet and lickety, i could eat him UPPP!!

-ohhhh gurl.. i be on dat all night long
by tushaba October 21, 2008
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Lickety

1: adj. A state of constant and epic failure; To be Lickety'd; to have been found to be a miserable, lying retard; to reek of cat urine

2: adv. a pathological need to perpetuate one's own pwnage by regailing others in tales that are patently untrue, and thusly, automatically debunked; to be in denial of one's own sad, pathetic life; to disappear from view after being confronted with reality, in order to preserve one's fantasy
"Dude, my summer house is a mansion right next door to George Clooney's on Lake Como. He and I have barbeques there all the time."

"You drive an eight year old car and don't even have a passport."

"Damn it! I've been Lickety'd!"

*****

"I'm in such incredibly adonis-like shape that I can finish the Iron Man competition in six hours, and still have enough energy to go home and bone my harem of hot blonde nineteen year olds."

"Didn't you weigh three hundred pounds a couple of years ago? And don't you have a bald spot the size of a moon crater? And isn't it unhealthy to lose weight and gain muscle that fast?"

"Bye-bye!"
by Va-va-voom October 10, 2008
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