Jordaned

When a man splurges in his pants from minimal sexual activity as a needed pent up release due to sexual abstinence. Often when at a Vegas club, wanting to get down on the dance floor, slightly passionate kissing, etc etc etc. Or in a little Vegas Chapel. Happens often in Provo Utah.

Bro I totally just JORDANED in my pants when that girl backed her booty up on me!!! Billy too!!

by Jazzy J dog May 28, 2017

Jordan

Not cool she needs to fuck off

Jordan get off me

by Dennis128463 January 9, 2020

Jordan

Means Nigga. Derives from TIK TOK

Travis: "What's good my Jordan?"
Cameron: "You're fucking gay dude. No one says that."

by anonymous April 7, 2021

Le Jordan Shaker

Le Jordan Shaker Est Une Dance Pratiquées Chez Les Nécromanciens
Pour Glorifié Jordan Le Nécromancien avec sa grosse tête cubique là
Bref Voici Un Exemple

Le Jordan Shaker Oe!1!1!1!1!1!!1
bouge ton fessier!!!!!

by Trueyyy December 6, 2022

Jordan

my friend
he pretty cool

me: hi
jordan: hi

by Fake Repster November 16, 2021

Jordan 1s

Shoes by Michael Jordan (Basketball player) That are extremely popular these days. Known to literally make your foot bleed, says Jordan himself. He wore it to a game and his foot was so bloody. But their super cold and really nice to wear

"Did you see Michael Jordan after he wore those Jordan 1s
"Lol yeah his feet were red

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmom April 28, 2023

jordan fleenor

A music artist who sometimes releases music and makes tiktok’s.

Have you listened to Jordan Fleenor?

by pleasedontlistentome May 30, 2023