John Bernard

Pogi/Gwapo

John Bernard is Pogi na gwapo pa

by October 20, 2021

The John Feeling

Extreme Anxiety, or Laziness.

Don’t want to go to class, have the John feeling rn.

by Cleveland! January 14, 2019

thicc john

A thicc John is a person with a outstandingly large ass.

Did you see him what a thicc John.

by Waspiswhy January 09, 2020

John Ceu

A serious Black nigga

Dont fuck with him he will fuck ur bitch

"You see that nigga John Ceu, yeah he fucked my bitch"

by Fuckedurmomsanusniggaaa November 23, 2021

John Squire

God.

John Squire needs a church

by Britpop Girl March 27, 2022

John Dudesmen

A xeno loving Texan.

You are a traitor to the Imperium John Dudesmen!

Nuh uh.

by MAJACKS91 July 12, 2023

Johns Creek

A genuinely terrible Atlanta suburb that lacks any sense of community. Don't plan on driving anywhere in the afternoon because you'll literally be fucked by traffic. Everyone here is the same. They all wear indentical clothing, they all live in identical houses in identical neighborhoods, and they all drive identical cars. Teenagers have severe drug and alcohol problems because of a lack of anything exciting to do. Families move here for the school district, and when the kids graduate high school, they move away and never look back because nobody ACTUALLY wants to live in Johns Creek.

Person 1: "I grew up in Johns Creek."

Person 2: "I'm so sorry to hear that."

Person 1: "It's okay, after high school I got the fuck out of there and never looked back."

by nlbduhelsh March 11, 2011