by Fuckedurmomsanusniggaaa November 23, 2021
Get the John Ceu mug.The personification of the Nintendo video game company. This imagined individual is solely responsible for all decisions made by the company, and can thus be targeted for any grievances in the larger gaming community.
The term appears to originate from content creation collective Vinesauce -- the founder, Vinny's, channel specifically.
The term appears to originate from content creation collective Vinesauce -- the founder, Vinny's, channel specifically.
by lyricalllama June 17, 2023
Get the John Nintendo mug.An old man, who was probably fired from NASA, kayaks every morning in Santa Cruz with his favorite beans.
by JohnPranksWillSpank November 22, 2021
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by Johner9000 November 27, 2021
Get the Getting johned mug.During the years of 2019-2021, COVID Lockdowns were a constant. Working from home, home schooling and minimal interactions with others led to the development of many personality phenomena. One of these was the "Lockdown John" syndrome or as it was know more colloquially "The Toey Stin"
A person suffering from 'LJ' or 'TTS' would turn any group message, irrespective of pipe (WhatsApp, Messenger, ICQ, iMessage, Yahoo!) into a sexually driven narrative, most commonly of the homosexual orientation.
A person suffering from 'LJ' or 'TTS' would turn any group message, irrespective of pipe (WhatsApp, Messenger, ICQ, iMessage, Yahoo!) into a sexually driven narrative, most commonly of the homosexual orientation.
Matthew B: Hey everyone, how was church reading this week?
Lockdown John: I'll read your anus with no lube if you're not careful !
Sean W: I've done some analysis on the basketball game lads, very interesting
Lockdown John: I'll give you ANAL you toey runt!
Lockdown John: I'll read your anus with no lube if you're not careful !
Sean W: I've done some analysis on the basketball game lads, very interesting
Lockdown John: I'll give you ANAL you toey runt!
by Jonothan Isaac December 1, 2021
Get the Lockdown John mug.A genuinely terrible Atlanta suburb that lacks any sense of community. Don't plan on driving anywhere in the afternoon because you'll literally be fucked by traffic. Everyone here is the same. They all wear indentical clothing, they all live in identical houses in identical neighborhoods, and they all drive identical cars. Teenagers have severe drug and alcohol problems because of a lack of anything exciting to do. Families move here for the school district, and when the kids graduate high school, they move away and never look back because nobody ACTUALLY wants to live in Johns Creek.
Person 1: "I grew up in Johns Creek."
Person 2: "I'm so sorry to hear that."
Person 1: "It's okay, after high school I got the fuck out of there and never looked back."
Person 2: "I'm so sorry to hear that."
Person 1: "It's okay, after high school I got the fuck out of there and never looked back."
by nlbduhelsh March 27, 2011
Get the Johns Creek mug.John "Hey, will you cover for me while I go rock the john?"
Bill "Wait dude. I gotta piss first before you go and fuck up the bathroom!"
Bill "Wait dude. I gotta piss first before you go and fuck up the bathroom!"
by johnny_rock January 13, 2007
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