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jizz mat

female or male who enjoy large quantities of sperm in their mouth or on their face
Niko, stop being such a fucking jizz mat and come here!
by scrodum tazzer August 20, 2009
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Sun Jizzed

When a car reaches an old age, at which the paint begins to peel
Rahul: " dude nice RC truck"
Zander: " at least mine isnt sun jizzed!"
by that 1 kid September 11, 2009
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jizz maup

by noah is sexy September 24, 2009
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Spirit Jizz

The act of Jizzing while your a spirit. The jizz has the same properties as a spirit does.
Woot spirit jizzed on another Bitch!
by dickganker97 March 2, 2010
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Jizz-bag

To leave a used condom inside a person after sex resulting in a trip to A&E for it to be removed.
1. Dude I'm so tired, we were in A&E till 3.30 last night after I jizz-bagged this girl.

2. Less lip from you or I'll jizz-bag you later.
by The jizzbagger March 14, 2010
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pee jizz

when you bust a nut but the majority of it is urnie.
I'm about to bust a nut! Aww, its just pee jizz
by pokemonmastermike October 18, 2010
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