How to ward off Jelly James

Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊

Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds

A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!

by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023

Skelly Jelly

Skelly Jelly is a term used for the ectoplasm of a skeleton, mostly used in “UNDERTALE” porn.

“Dude Skelly Jelly is so fucking hot”

“The fuck is wrong with you?”

by AutismCreature672 July 19, 2023

jelly delly

means jiggly stomach

your mom has a jelly delly

by willBud August 8, 2023

Jelli

When someone just wants to get a feel of your butt to see if it jiggles when lifted and dropped.

Or

Someone just wants to ask for permission to take a picture of your butt because they like how it looks

Me "hey does my butt look like it has gotten bigger?" Her "I don't know, hmm, let me get a jelli"

by Dank musky August 9, 2023

peanut butter jelly

When one person puts peanut butter on one side of another's ass cheek and jelly on the other cheek then proceeds to motorboat the pb and j.

can I peanut butter jelly your ass tonight?

by PhoenixFranchise August 15, 2023

Jelly

A word to express extreme excitement. A word used only to describe pure absolute unadulterated joy. A word that carries the swagger of Demi gods. Jelly

“Hey Tyler do you wanna see my boobs”
“FUCKIN JELLY”

by LordTyler November 25, 2021

Jelly bean

A cripple that can't use their legs
"if your disabled, just be able"

"look at that jelly bean"
CC:"isn't that a cripple?"

by Cripple kill November 17, 2020