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Jizzing January

The whole month is devoted to jizzing everywhere. pretty much the opposite of no nut November.
by Basscrack November 13, 2019
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jizz boomerang

When you jizz in any direction and it splashes back your way.
I jizz boomeranged myself on my bed.
by Jizzboomerang October 7, 2017
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Iron Jizz

When you jizz with a force comparable to that of iron moving at a high speed
"Dude, he just let out an Iron Jizz!"
by ThePoopster69 December 1, 2020
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Jizz infection

Sex without a condom is great when your on birth control. Love it 😄 jizz infection is when sperm penetrates the walls inside your vagina, and it begins to peal. The thin vagina wall mixes with the sperm and yeast begins to grow with the semen. What goes in must come out, and he might not eat you out with a fishy odour.
I'm using plain yogurt to get the jizz infection to go away.
by Golove November 2, 2019
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Jazzy Jizz

An orgasm so theatrical, so flamboyant, it practically demands a spotlight. Characterized by involuntary jazz hands, sound effects reminiscent of a tuba, and the emotional intensity of a Broadway finale. Often leaves one partner confused and the other bowing to imaginary applause.
“We were just vibing, and then bam—he hit me with the jazzy jizz. I think I heard a trumpet.”
by The Real Detective June 23, 2025
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Sizzling jizz

When you ejaculate into a cast iron skillet then cook the load for approximately 3 minutes until the semen is brought to a boil. You then pour the compound into the mouth of your awaiting partner and she devours the substance
Person 1: do you desire a sizzling jizz?
Person 2? Sure! Just don’t make it too hot!
by The jizzmaster November 27, 2021
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