I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
by YK Woozie January 21, 2024
Get the sick jokemug. An underdog joke is a joke that the first time it's funny but slowly becomes unfunny after hearing it so much
by BfdiSimone October 28, 2023
Get the underdog jokemug. A joke that's kind of funny but when you laugh at it you feel like you let yourself and everyone else down
by ILoveKetchup402 January 15, 2025
Get the Wade jokemug. What Urban Dictionary claims to do, but really if you just search a name you find a bunch of praise for friends and partners.
Urban Dictionary: "Don't name your friends. We'll be rejecting inside jokes and names of non-celebrities."
Me: "But didn't I just see a bunch of non celebrity naming?"
Me: "But didn't I just see a bunch of non celebrity naming?"
by ropoopy May 22, 2022
Get the rejecting inside jokes and names of non-celebritiesmug. 
by Chrxsyyy March 12, 2021
Get the Jokesmug. by Dan Ethan September 12, 2019
Get the Jokemug.