hooded poncho

when you rip off a girls labia

man i gave my girlfriend a hooded poncho last night and i had to take her to the emergency room

by strudel77 August 09, 2008

Aura (Hood)

In basic terms, it describes a persons spotlight. If someone has the most Aura in a room the spotlight is basically on them. A combination of having the most energy, influence and impact. If your Aura is low then you could leave the room and nobody would care/notice.

Mostly a rare and forced slang.

Synonyms: Relevancy, Popularity, Swag.

Example 1:
"Jacks Aura (Hood) is MJ level."

"Bro stop dickriding, you wanna be his girl or something?"

Example 2:

"Dang, she got Aura for real."
"Facts, she doesn't even have to do anything for you to notice."

by d1ondr3 March 26, 2024

ben hood

A burger

that kid ben hood is an idiot

by narcolyn October 02, 2018

Billy hood

Says fuck em a lot , loves no hoe and always gotta cup dirty full of xans or lean 🤷🏻 ♂️

Billy hoods cup is so dirty , oh my gosh

by Billy hood November 11, 2018

Hood Camouflage

Imperfections on a vehicle that visually drop you in tax brackets. It can be any of the following: large dent, visible scratches, obnoxiously dirty, rust, using a spare tire, missing hubcap...etc.

Andrew: I'm worried that someone will break into my car and steal my gucci shoes.

Jacob: Man... don't worry about that, you got that hood camouflage.
Andrew: What do you mean?
Jacob: No one is going to break into a car that is rusted out, you're safe bro!

by AndyBoBandy98 November 15, 2022

Hood Crazy

A person who is ghetto and will never change. They may carry themselves classy, but deep down they are a product of the hood and does everything in a "Hood" manner. They have their own grammar, understanding, beliefs and at least one family member who's in prison.

Also, a woman/girl can be turned into {Hood Crazyif she dates a guy who exposes her to his hood.

"He do not know how to act in the suburbs, because he's too Hood Crazy"

OR

"Ever since she started dating that guy, she's been acting Hood Crazy

by Teddy Cash January 16, 2014

hood grilled cheese

The hood way to make a "grilled cheese" but instead of using a stove, you microwave the bread and cheese

"Bro im hungry"
"You want a hood grilled cheese?"
"What the fuck is wrong with you"

by Uglyassheadassboi September 03, 2023