Ed's Theory

Pray for something you don't want and it will come true.

Playing monopoly I pray to not land on free parking and I do and get all th emoney in the middle- Ed's Theory

by Kat_Brothers December 18, 2013

Bob’s Theory

When you fade the Sharps in betting. Bob believes they are trying to control the line by making it seem like they’re betting one way, but they actually bet the other once the line moves enough.

Chris: sharps love the over in the Temple game.
Bob: I’m hammering the under then.
Chris: that’s Bob’s Theory for ya.

by BobsTheory January 14, 2021

Hasson theory

The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon

A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face

by Steve? June 5, 2016

Straight Up Theory

The act of pointing ones genitalia straight into ones mouth “accidentally” and then ejaculating.

I believe Kanye West subscribes to Straight up theory recently

by El Choso November 8, 2025

The Andy’s Theory

The Andy’s Theory, is a theory where people respond immediately right after you text him.

Why does he respond so quickly? Maybe The Andy’s Theory can help out with this

by Andy’s Theory January 6, 2020

schrödinger's theory

someting is both not somthing and is something at the same time

bro schrödinger's theory gose like this dude, that fire is both hot and not hot until you touch it.

by henry stickmin123 December 29, 2020

Big Boob theory

How our universe sprang into existence. Proof that only natural phenomena exists and there are no supernatural forces or materialism.

A cosmological contribution that exist at the core of "black holes". A mathematical concept that truly boggles the mind.

Big Boob theory is the big bang.

by Crimes Act (1958) May 29, 2018