And I'm ready to get laid

To express or question one's self-confidence or excitement.

1.
"Are you ready for the test?"
"And I'm ready to get laid"
2.
"I feel great!"
"Are you ready to get laid?"

by LittleWonder October 26, 2011

I'm God fanfiction

Fan fiction categorized by having a story based on another media as a fanfiction, but instead of the story keeping the same basic elements of the official/original media, the elements from the original media are changed completely in order to fit the writer's personal agenda.

These Fan fictions usually appear as stories that have the same characters in name an appearance of the official media, but the characterization is changed completely into something different in order to meet the writer's wants.

For Example:

A Naruto fan fiction that has Orochimaru characterized as a sweet, gentle, kind, and girly man.

SoulEater fanfiction that has Maka characterized as very girly and prissy.

Sonic fanfiction that has Sonic as a jerk.

I hate I'm God fanfiction writers!

by Animegirl300 March 8, 2011

oh shit i'm dead

What you say when you are dead

The name explains itself really

by Oh Shit I'm Dead April 17, 2006

So jelly I'm jam

Jelly is a slang word that derived from the word "jealous".
It's a play on words: you're so jelly you turn into jam. Basically saying that you're extremely or beyond envious.

Mostly used in a joking manner and among females.

1: I'm so jelly I'm jam, that you're on vacation right now Beth.

by iknowthings100 March 28, 2013

Cover Me I'm Reloading

AI quote from Call of Duty, used by teammate characters in multiplayer games. This is ridiculous being that it takes 2 seconds to reload, and if you use Sleight of Hand, you will be done reloading before your character finishes asking for cover.

Man that noob is SPRAYING with the UMP

Task Force 141 - "Cover me I'm reloading"

by PowerPlayGoal February 9, 2010

Smelling what I'm stepping in

"are you understanding what I'm saying?"
A slightly earthier term used to confirm understanding between people.

Synonym to Picking up what you're laying down;dig it;catch my drift

Person A:You get me? You catch my drift? You picking up what I'm laying down?
Person B: What?
Person A: (after some thinking) You smelling what I'm stepping in?
Person B; Oh yeah! Totally.

by Xector December 28, 2009

now that's what i'm talkin!

Talkin' is a short term for the cosmos itself. Understanding this phrase is like trying to understand the creation of the universe. No one can or will ever discover the true meaning or creation of the universe, therefore they will never understand the phrase "Now that's what I'm talkin" for it tells a whole history of life, death, and afterlife. The galaxy itself was created by this one phrase by this one man known as god himself. God once said, "Now that's what I'm talkin," which generated life itself to occupy the space of the known universe. Since then there have been many men trying to withstand the power of "Talkin" however, they eventually fall into darkness and insanity to which no living being can escape. Not even God himself. The main reason the world is what it is today is because God has given into this insanity, creating evil in all aspects of life whether that be natural disasters or men themselves. No one can withstand this power, no one has been seen withstanding this power therefore no other universes have been created since then disproving the multiple universe theory known as the multiverse. DO NOT say this phrase, "Now that's what I'm talkin," for it will drive any man insane to the point of death instantly. The fact that God himself couldn't withstand this power should be a warning to any living being that this power is too much for any being in all of existence.

Haha I just fucked your sister
Yo same!
now that's what i'm talkin!

by Adrian the talkin' boy October 3, 2019