Federal

Partying hard like it's your last night without any remorse.

James said tonight, we're going Federal bruh!

by FLLS July 28, 2023

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Federal Shitbox

A mail truck, generally an LLV or FFV. For those who work with them, they are absolute shitboxes. As they are federal vehicles, government money is the solution to all the problems of the Federal Shitbox unless the frame is bent.

Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment

-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing

-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything

-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places

Waiting for my package to arrive and the carrier pulls up in the Federal Shitbox.

by beansandtoads8 August 13, 2023

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Ferdenboinkle

A small group of Flabberwobs

The Ferdenboinkle attacked the nearest person it could see

by s1mply0k August 25, 2023

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Fred

Loves tillie, naina, maxine, and especially loves kiarash. He also had a crush on a boy in year 2. Shaped like a hamster. And loves Tillie’s boyfriend more than his own mum.

i hate fred

by Moneydog August 27, 2023

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Ferdemic

When the level of Ferda (remember to capitalize) gets so large that it spreads around to everyone, making it a pandemic. Despite being a virus, studies have shown that the Ferdemic is actually beneficial to our society as a whole.

I fear this Ferdemic has been spreading around the entire campus. I've heard it's a real thing too, heard it from a reliable source.

by zynnesota_lover2004 July 19, 2024

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