Noodle fight

When one wets their middle finger with saliva and another person does the same. The two wet fingers then clash in an intense battle resembling wet noodles.

Dude, why does your finger smell weird? Oh I just got done having a noodle fight

by A wet Pringle sandwich January 5, 2019

fight cat

People who like to pick fights and usually suck at it!

Oh run, theres Brendan. He is such a fight cat!

by SmartS September 18, 2012

two-second fight

A fight, generally started by an inexperienced fighter, against a much more experienced fighter, which ends in roughly two seconds

An idiot on the street picked a fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a two-second fight.

by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021

Extreme cock fighting

When cock fight goes wrong

I ran into some old friends on lambardy lane they had the look of shame i think they were Extreme cock fighting

by Fatmex October 6, 2021

cocking a fight

When you say you will have a fight and then not have one

Aye your cocking a fight thought you said you were gonna fight me

by Emily134):7 January 19, 2017

Single mom fighting

When a male is punching so I effectively he can’t hit his target and his form is embarrassing.

Look at him swinging at roger his fist comes back behind his head then swings upwards into the air! That is single mom fighting if I ever seen it, he didn’t have nooo Dad around!

by D worx March 8, 2023

Boy fight

Wrestling with the goal of biting the other person's ass. Whoever bites a butt first wins.

Did you see them win that boy fight? They bit the their ass so hard

by Dipper August 22, 2022