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fake jihad jeep

Similar to Jihad Jeep, but instead of actually blowing the tank up, ram into it and scare the occupants into thinking they're about to get blown sky high. They jump out, you jump in. Turn their own tank on them, or for the lulz just drive away for maximum rustling of jimmies.
That mobile AA is really pissing me off. Time for a Fake Jihad Jeep yo.
by LOLGUNS May 15, 2016
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fake world problem

The kind of situations that are invented to add more drama to real world problems that are on the surface ridiculous when compared to even First World Problems.
"Can you believe I had to drive back home to bring my son his dress clothes for Wednesday mass at school because they don't let children wear shorts on that day? Even though they can on Sundays?"

Damn girl, that isn't even a first world problem -- it's a "fake world problem"
by LittleDuke May 23, 2016
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Fake Ass Homie

A Fake Ass Homie is a person who is a friend for the sake of being friends. He or she doesn't make NO effort whatsoever to see you or hit you up, but every time you guys see each other, they pretend everything is all good and pretend that you guys are besties. It's basically an acquaintance. It's like that one kid in high school you used to talk to, but he or she made no effort to talk to you after highschool. You are friends on facebook, but you aint a real friend, you just a fake ass homie. This isn't necessarily a derogatory term. It's just another classification of friends.
Dude, remember him from highschool? Dude, he still think's we are best buddies, but that foo doesnt even hit me up anymore. He's a fake ass homie, foreal.
by Cage Dreams August 7, 2011
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fake-n-bake

A person that goes to tanning salons 24/7 and looks like a paper bag: brown and wrinkley.
"I see Mrs. Smith went fake-n-baking again."
by Flori August 21, 2005
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Fake Artificial Intelligence

Fake Artificial Intelligence, or FAI, is a false ideology or platform that a developed machine or software application exhibits human like characteristics. The creator will often attempt to dazzle you by creating videos and similar media that shows off its ineptitude. Often, a string of characters or words will be sent to the FAI and a prerecorded set of responses will be randomly chosen. The FAI is not actually making choices and does not exhibit intelligence in any way. The creator of the FAI is often extremely delusional and no matter what one says, you cannot break that delusion. Some of the most pathetic creators of FAI have gone so deep into their delusion, that they believe they can create a girlfriend from this FAI and will try to convince you "she" is real.
John Doe: Hey Jim, have you seen that Fake Artificial Intelligence that moti barski made on VBF?

Jim: I did, John. This guy can't be serious. This is all just one massive joke, right?

John: To be honest, I don't, Jim. But, for his sake, I hope so.

moti barski: its main purpose is to be a girlfriend or fight real battles

the invention is a software that makes the
computer mimic the brain action of thinking for three brain types :
human, animal, human and animal combination. to accomplish this the
software uses several stages detailed in the specification.

John Doe: Wtf are you talking about man?

moti barski: im lonely...

Jim: Yeah... we got that...
by HeWhoMustNotBeNamed2 April 14, 2011
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fake n' bake

1. (adj) Describes a tan achieved in a tanning bed.
2. (n) A fake tan achieved in a tanning bed.
3. (n) A tanning salon, or the tanning bed itself.
4. (v) The act of achieving a fake tan from a tanning bed.
1. OMGWTF! That girl is fake n' bake orange!
2. Look at her nasty fake n' bake!
3. I went to the fake n' bake yesterday and now I'm peeling!
4. Oh my gawd, I finally stopped peeling! I'm going to go fake n' bake for 20 minutes!
by koalaroo February 27, 2008
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Fake Fat Muscle

The phenomenon where a person (usually dude) who might appear somewhat athletic or muscular at a cursory glance... but upon closer inspection, you see they have no muscle whatsoever, and instead, have fat that lays in such a way that deceptively makes them look pseudo-muscular. Similar to how "skinny fat" people aren't really skinny, Fake Fat Muscle people aren't really muscular.

There are several proofs to this: 1) the person has no vascularity, or even any actual muscular development, and if they were to flex or strain or lift a weight, they still don't actually look different. Why would they? It's all just fat. There's no muscle there to flex.
2) The person doesn't actually workout. Sometimes they go to the gym, but it's a pretense. Their workout amounts to nothing. They could instead lay on the couch and they would have the same end result appearance. Fake fat muscle types are at most, weekend warriors.
3) Similar to skinny fat and ILS (imaginary lat syndrome) this person is presenting themselves dishonestly, and in keeping with that, they'll often wear either tank tops, muscle tee, or shmedium T-shirts to try and accentuate their fake fat muscles.

These pretenders shrink in the presence of real men, and usually do a subtle scurry out of the gym when the real lifters arrive, so as to not be exposed as frauds by comparison.
I thought that dude had a decent physique until I took a second glance and realized it's all fake fat muscle.
by Too Many Drones May 24, 2019
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