Ethan Horner

An absolute unit/beast who gets any chick he wants. He is feared by men and loved by women.
Did you see that stud over there? He's got 4 girlfriends.
Yeah, he's a total Ethan Horner.
by TruthSpeaker78 November 03, 2024
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Ethanitis

Typically a person who smells horrendous, especially people named Ethan.
Person 1: he smells like a stinky demon today.

Person 2: holy shit he smells like fucking shit and eggs smoldering in hot trash

Person 1: oh boy, he must have a chronic case of Ethanitis.
by Bobbyjizz09 May 04, 2022
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Ethanitis

A terminal condition that carries a high risk of mortality for TASIS students. Symptoms correspond with those of HIV. Seek medical help urgently.
Student 1: damn bro I woke up with a soar throat and a cough. I think I might have the cold.

Student 2: nah bitch you got Ethanitis. I think you need some of that witch tea shit if you wanna live.
by Ethan.4.life October 03, 2021
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Ethan Aston

Sexy big cock best person showers every day is a pervert gets all the girls
Oh look it’s Ethan Aston the sexy big dick tall man
by Ethan Aston November 19, 2019
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ethan jiang

A person that has a level 100 gyat. He can pull any girl he wants. He attracts girls with his immense gyat and 22 inch penis. His penis is so big, once it hits you, you get knocked out. His huge ass is always clenched up and shaking like crazy.

He came inside me so much! He impregnated me and I know have a Ethan Jiang Jnr.🔥😏🍆🥵🥵

He is wayyy to hot.
by ETHAN JIANG FAN CLUB October 25, 2023
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Ethan Shin

A very annoyingly sweet girl that is sorry for everything for no reason. He is a chill person and a good friend that actually cares about you. He likes to put loads of makeup on his face to look pretty.

He is secretly a girl
Sorry sorry sorry sorry

Shut up Ethan Shin!
by Riplife&mychickennuggets October 25, 2019
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