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Ethan Kong

someone who gets no bitches because they don't not talk to women at all- this may be due to them not caring about their appearance at all, or simply their negative eq and inability to make conversation.

they also probably don't touch grass, and when you bring it up they give a shitty excuse that they play a sport that's not really a sport (such as sailing)
"what operating system does ur computer use?"
"omg thats such an Ethan Kong thing to say"
by ahri_fangirl May 29, 2022
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Ethan

The type of guy who could have a girl feeling his bicep but not pick up her signals.
Man you see that, he is such a Ethan
by saxon24 December 9, 2021
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ETHAN

Ethan is smart, funny, and naturally laid-back. He’s friendly but only truly opens up to a small, trusted group or people who share his interests. Strong both mentally and physically, he carries himself with quiet confidence and tends to connect with older girls because of his mature mindset. However, he’s still learning to set boundaries—he has gotten in girl trouble in the past; he’s just being friendly, but sometimes girls take it the wrong way and think he’s interested and he is wrongly accused of talking to more than one at a time. Family means a lot to him, and he holds himself and others to high standards. When life gets tough, he turns to music and prefers to process things alone before talking to someone he trusts. A true foodie, he enjoys high-quality meals and loves to travel for sports, trends, or music.
Get you an Ethan if you don’t wanna be chased by someone thirsty. Ethan has a lot of options.
by TakiraTheOne March 19, 2025
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Ethan

Ethan is one of the most wonderful and caring people I’ve met in my life. He always finds ways to cheer you up and to make life better. He’s a little reckless sometimes and when he gets hurt he chooses not to take care of himself which might frustrate you a lot but he knows that you love and care about him. Ethan is one of the most loyal people out there but he has trust issues because people have hurt him before. Anyone who dates Ethan is really lucky to have him and his love. Ethan is a great bf and he loves to cuddle and hold hands and hug and wants to kiss more and hangout more. Do those things with him make him happy because he really deserves it. If you decide that you 100% know for a fact that you love him more than anything else in the world tell him that. If you decide you would want to marry him tell him that. If he looks sad or mad then hug him. Give him all of your love. And when something complicated is going on don’t think irrationally and break up with him because trust me you will regret it so much it will break you even if you did it for him because you thought it would make him happier don’t let him go it will be one of the worst decisions of your life. Ethan is one of the greatest people in my life and I really regret letting him go and I still love him and care about him I just wish he knew that. Ethan’s are the best.
by K27;) November 13, 2022
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Ethan

a normal guy. The end. :) i hope it was fun for you to search up my name. Have a wonderful day/evening/afternoon/night. If you arent well theres always a tomorow. Heres some bread btw 🍞.
Ethan i choose you!
*pokedex: a normal type*
Ethan use wholesum!
*Ethan gave the person sum water for when they go to bed*
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ethan liao

ethan liao is the type of person that will make you very confused about ur relationship with him.
girl 1: what’s ur relationship with ethan liao
me: oh ummm i actually don’t know…
girl 1: wdym?
me: ok let me explain…i'm not complaining or anything but like he is honestly very annoying. I don't even get why I like him. All he does is spread horrible shit about me or practically anyone that said anything to him. He would be like “omg guys the girl that likes me stared at me today.” like wtf do you seriously have to tell your friend group literally every single thing you did today and what happened today in explicit detail? that's why i always wanna see ethan…i also wanna see him bc i wanna go see his lil smile like omg!! he definitely has to smile more bro i love his smile so much his smile makes me fold. bro every single time i see his lil soft smile i die inside my body. why is he so damn cute like …EVERY TIME BRO…EVERY TIME I SEE HIS SOFT SMILE I WANNA GO HUG HIM SO BAD BUT I CAN'T. Whenever I am having a bad day, I always think of Ethan. thinking of his soft cute smile always makes my day better. I like everything about him; I love his hair, eyes, nose, and practically everything. I especially love his smile.….HE IS SO MAJESTIC I LOVE HIM SO MUCH BRO I AM SO IN LOVE BRO HIS VOICE TOO BRO AND HIS SMILE LIKE HE NEEDS SHOW HIS SMILE OUT MORE BECAUSE HIS SMILE IS CUTE BRO I JUST WANNA HUG HIM SO BAD LIKE A TEDDY BEAR
by ilovefrankocean123 October 19, 2023
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Ethan Manuel

A funny guy, Haitian funny person who does the best tiktok's and is currently in school.
Bob: Ethan Manuel is the nicest person I ever met man!
by sheluvsped May 25, 2023
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