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Dylan Hester

The man. The myth. The child molester. Dylan hester is one of the many retarded children. Most known for Wit Kettle. This man is very autistic and can't even spell his name
Man 1"You heard if dylan hester the child molester"
Man 2"That Wit Kettle kid"
Man1"yeah. He's a bit autistic"
by Anonymous12121313 March 9, 2020
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Dylan

The biggest loser in the world. has a small penis and doesn’t know how to get a girl a after you the doesn’t look like a horse.
Damn dude dylans new girl looks like a horse he really downgraded
by bigbenisboiiii March 9, 2020
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Always the problem in video games. He blames everyone that he is the problem when he is the problem.
by NayNayYEET March 12, 2020
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Literal definition of annoying. They think so highly of themselves and the only thing that matters is their grades. They suck at flirting which is partly the reason that they don't have a girlfriend. They have no social life. Like literally NOTHING. They want to go to Harvard or Princeton and be the school's valedictorian. Big dreams for such a pathetic person.
Person 1: I heard that Dylan's trying to shoot his shot with Grace.
Person 2: That's pathetic.
Person 3: I know right, I wanna film his ass getting rejected.

Person 4: This is gonna go viral!
by an average girl March 16, 2020
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DYLAN IS A BITCH
DYLAN IS A BITCH
by jaCOB0237772 April 28, 2020
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OJ geah that dylan 7373772727
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Dylan Riskin

Slang for a cock sucking bitch

Also means a 12 year old who gives out child porn and snorts smarties
Mike is such a pervert
Nah he’s just a Dylan Riskin
by Godcock31 May 4, 2020
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