dump n pump

Abbreviation; DnP ...The act of taking a shit and proceeding to jerk off

I am so filled with stress...i need to go dump n pump and ill be perfect

by CPRIZZLE17 September 5, 2011

Cleveland Dump Truck

Masturbating in a lawn chair while your partner empties their bowels on top of your head from a considerable height, such as the roof of a three story building. The weight of the payload in combination with gravity and velocity results in an instant orgasm when directed at the crown of the human head.

Sebastian clenched his teeth as he feverishly masturbated and skeeted all over himself after convincing his girlfriend to shit onto his head from the roof of their apartment building, thus administering a Cleveland Dump Truck.

by Obama Phone May 17, 2018

Dump out

The act of a woman revealing her breast by grabbing the bottom of her shirt and raising it up so that both breast dump out the bottom of it

That chick just pulled a dump out

by Spode Jenkins April 24, 2017

wi-fi dump

To take your laptop computer with you into the bathroom and surf the internet while taking a dump.

I took the biggest wi-fi dump today while bidding on e-bay.

by sir w September 1, 2008

dump truck

When a man and a woman are having anal sex, the woman backs up to the mans penis

Man 1: we were in bed, and she comes right back at me with her dump truck!

Man 2: sweet!

by infamous_omen August 21, 2015

death dump

the biggest shyt you'll evr take and its so hard to get out your anus you die from struggling.

Dude 1: Dude i almost had a death dump
Dude 2: omg i feel bad for you

by awkwardpandacorn April 28, 2014

Fist Dump

Fist pumping while in the process of taking a shit

I was Fist Dumping before i went out to the club

by pokered25 August 1, 2012