dump n pump

Abbreviation; DnP ...The act of taking a shit and proceeding to jerk off

I am so filled with stress...i need to go dump n pump and ill be perfect

by CPRIZZLE17 September 04, 2011

Cleveland Dump Truck

Masturbating in a lawn chair while your partner empties their bowels on top of your head from a considerable height, such as the roof of a three story building. The weight of the payload in combination with gravity and velocity results in an instant orgasm when directed at the crown of the human head.

Sebastian clenched his teeth as he feverishly masturbated and skeeted all over himself after convincing his girlfriend to shit onto his head from the roof of their apartment building, thus administering a Cleveland Dump Truck.

by Obama Phone March 29, 2018

Dump it in Her Pail

Technically-To fuck a girl in the ass. Can also be loosely translated for tradition intercourse. Can also be more broadly defined as messing with someone.

Steve: She is so fucking hot! Johnny: Totally...I want to dump it in her pail!

by scratchy2868 May 11, 2015

wi-fi dump

To take your laptop computer with you into the bathroom and surf the internet while taking a dump.

I took the biggest wi-fi dump today while bidding on e-bay.

by sir w June 20, 2006

dump truck

When a man and a woman are having anal sex, the woman backs up to the mans penis

Man 1: we were in bed, and she comes right back at me with her dump truck!

Man 2: sweet!

by infamous_omen July 25, 2015

dump punch

When you punch someone in the stomach after they've told you that they have to poop.

Karen dump punched Billy after he told her he had to shit.

by Jaike.Tate May 16, 2014

front dump

When a guy is doing a girl doggy-style and she thinks she has to fart, but when she does, diarrhea comes out and drips down around the guy and to her front.

She mentioned that her stomach was upset, but when I was hitting it from behind, she front dumped all over my dick!

by Lady Lish July 09, 2015