ass ass dookie dot

When something sucks.

Or

When something is hard and you don't want to do it, but it is still cool.

That math problem was ass ass dookie dot.
Climbing that mountain was ass ass dookie dot.

by that wont work November 14, 2023

Pookie wookie dookie

A pookie bookie dookie is when a girl finds out you're dating the same person and then invites you to be her girlfriend and you slurp each other's pussy for a hour before breaking up and go back to you're lives

Oh yeah, she was my pookie wookie dookie but we just didn't work out

by Draculaura123 January 20, 2024

Mock-Cock Docking

Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.

They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.

See also Docking, Cock-Docking

The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.

by Hexxidecimal7 December 7, 2024

air over dookie

When you have to have shit but you pass gas instead and it smells like you shitted on yourself.

Sam, you stank! Did you just fart? It smell like you got air over dookie!

by MisterWantYourG February 4, 2026

locking and docking

When two distinguished gentlemen stand in front of each other and lock eyes, lips, and hands while arms bent up at 90 degrees and proceed to dock their cocks

John and Juan, he/she/fuck face/stupid ass pronouns, are properly locking and docking into each other becoming one big fucking problem to society.

by Notafuckingpansy August 2, 2025

Sounded Chinese docking trap

A mutual urethral sounding maneuver wherein participants insert rigid alignment pins until contact is made internally, followed by foreskin docking to create an inescapable “trap.” Named for the mechanical grip and the inventor’s questionable life choices. A machinist straightness pin or runout pin being a tool.

Bro warned me about the sounded Chinese docking trap, but curiosity got the better of us. 10/10 would not recommend without a safeword and a trauma kit.

by Jimothy8008135 January 20, 2026