An individual who, because of the intensity of their douchyness, makes others around them more douchebag like.
Dan is such a douche kinase I think he's making me a douche.
Everyone who hangs out with Bill becomes a douche: he's a douche kinase.
Everyone who hangs out with Bill becomes a douche: he's a douche kinase.
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noun
1. a feminine hygiene product used for vaginal lavage.
noun (slang)
2. an arrogant male, typically in the second to third decade of life, with an affliction characterized by offensive behavior, often attention-seeking in nature, due to an inflated sense of self-importance.
ORIGIN mid 18th cent (as a noun): via French from Italian doccia
noun
1. a feminine hygiene product used for vaginal lavage.
noun (slang)
2. an arrogant male, typically in the second to third decade of life, with an affliction characterized by offensive behavior, often attention-seeking in nature, due to an inflated sense of self-importance.
ORIGIN mid 18th cent (as a noun): via French from Italian doccia
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