Doing something relatively useless when you should be doing something productive. This comes from the literal meaning, as douching your ass would be useless because it gets dirty next time you use the washroom.
by viper110110 May 15, 2011
Get the ass douching mug.A snow plow truck driver who blocks in the end of your driveway with packed hard snow after you have just finished busting your ass shoveling a foot of snow from the entire driveway.
by HTJA January 15, 2017
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Get the douch lord mug.What you're receiving when you use a bulb-type ear syringe filled with warm water to flush excess cerumen (earwax) out of your ear(s).
by Telephony November 6, 2018
Get the aural douche mug.A vehicle typically driven by white teens aged 16 - 20 that has had a body kit installed, an enormous spoiler, and an after market exhaust whose "performance gains vs. decibel level" ratio is questionable at best.
Vehicles commonly turned into douche rods are the Honda Civic and Chevrolet Cavalier (model years 1990-1995).
It is a requirement of all douche rod pilots to recline their seat to the maximum setting, presumably to reduce drag or increase the ease of receiving oral sex from their copilot.
Vehicles commonly turned into douche rods are the Honda Civic and Chevrolet Cavalier (model years 1990-1995).
It is a requirement of all douche rod pilots to recline their seat to the maximum setting, presumably to reduce drag or increase the ease of receiving oral sex from their copilot.
"I didn't realize the Douche Rod Expo at the mall parking lot was a year-round event"
"I wish these kids in their douche rods would stop driving by my house at night so I could get some sleep"
"Grandma couldn't afford a reasonable used car; now she looks pretty silly driving around in that douche rod"
"I wish these kids in their douche rods would stop driving by my house at night so I could get some sleep"
"Grandma couldn't afford a reasonable used car; now she looks pretty silly driving around in that douche rod"
by JDidds October 26, 2012
Get the douche rod mug.Mark: Hey what the fuck is that?
You: Oh thats some bag-a-douche i filled from my dick.
Mark: Oh...ok.
You: Oh thats some bag-a-douche i filled from my dick.
Mark: Oh...ok.
by doo-language May 3, 2009
Get the bag-a-douche mug.When a man pisses in his sexual partners asshole, while taking a shower with them, in order to sterilize the orface for dinning.
by Fukyourface November 3, 2018
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