Getting Daved

the act of overpaying for something online and then never receiving it

I paid $1000 for this part online and the seller never sent it to me. Then I found out I could’ve bought the same thing locally for $50. I ended up getting Daved!

by Honesty advocate July 31, 2023

jammer Dave

Jammer Dave is the kindest of Mega brojs. Lives on PB&J and mushrooms. He has the tightest of buttholes. He’s a mega-jammer and rips, bobs, tears and weaves. He is the kindest of souls and you only hope you can have his energy in your life, Like a warlock casts spells with sweater puppies.

Jammer Dave loves to mega jam tbh

by white girl with a tight pussy August 19, 2023

Anti-Dave Day

21st of August, the Day that celebrates the People on Gamejolt defeating a homophobic Child Molester named Dave and it couldn't have been done without Banana_dreemurr.

Person 1: It's Anti-Dave Day!!!
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: A Celebration of Dave's Defeat on Gamejolt

Person 2: Who is Dave?
Person 1: A Child Molester who would harrass and stalk People

by Spider-jolter August 21, 2024

Disco Dave

Was a guy from the early 2000’s that sold Disco biscuits at every rave in the central time zone. He was the man, the myth, the legend. If you saw a hot girl he probably already hooked up with her.

Chase: Call Disco Dave and see where the females at.

Bob: hey girl, where you at?
Girl: I just woke up at Disco’s house

by Partyboyx September 20, 2023

Double Daved

When you get double penetrated by two dudes named Dave, could also get triple Daved as well!

Caleb, don’t drink too much at the party, you might get Double Daved !

by Mcdoubledaved! September 23, 2023

Therapy Dave

Who is "Therapy Dave?"

Hym "We don't know! Who could it be? Who IS 'Therapy Dave' and, beyond that, are we all not Therapy Dave in one way or another? Only time will tell."

by Hym Iam October 4, 2023

scary dave

absolute gigachad who supports everyone except trans people

scary dave is cool

by ☆♡𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐗♡☆ October 11, 2023