cream bowl

when a guy cums into a girls ear

omg, i can barely hear out of my right ear, matt gave me a cream bowl last night.

by swisha sweet March 13, 2009

clam cream

Semen that has been injected into a woman's vagina. Also known as a creampie.

I really didn't know that I gave her a double testicular dose of clam cream until long after the condom broke. Damn, I better start saving up for the child support . . . .

by IM3 January 20, 2008

Cream Ribbon

ribbons of creme otherwise known as jizz or titty juice. most likely used when ejaculation is cream ribbonish. you know.

(dude 1)Hey dude, I shot this awesome cream ribbon last night all over this bitch's face.

(dude 2) awww man that's a fat load!

by roxdoob May 21, 2009

ice cream shop

a certain female with all the grooves and moves of a lady. tall and sleen. loves to avoid questions that involve her personal life and is great at changing the topic.

hey whats up "ice cream shop"?

by splended May 2, 2008

vanilla ice cream

A White Person, A "Cracker"
See 'Cracker'

(From the Popular Comedian Stephen Lynch's Song)"Oh, I Hate Vanilla Ice Cream, I Love Chocolate Instead, I Hope She Likes Her Soul Food With a Little Wonder Bread"

by Greene Blob August 15, 2006

ice cream poop

The poop that doesnt let go so you have to pinch it off, making it look like soft ice cream from the venter(usually the chocolate ice cream)

Hey I would have ate your chocolate ice cream. Why did you put it in the shitter?

by Sam Barron January 28, 2005

Cream Rises

A douchebag comment generally used by the office tool, it means that someone who is exceptionally good will distinguish himself from others and be noticed.

Taken from the homogenisation process of milk; during this process, the lighter fatty portions of the milk rise to the top due to lesser density. These fatty portions are then skimmed and made into a separate product: cream.

Andy "What are you on now Chris 3k?"

Chris "Yeah boi!"

Nayan "What are you on Andy? £195!! Haha"

Andy "Cream rises Nayan, cream rises"

by cowdungsteveo September 6, 2013