closet game

A scandal involving intoxicated and/or horny losers who sit in a dark closet and touch each other. The game is played by each participant starting out in a corner of a small closet with the lights off. Each player counts to a previously agreed upon number and then slithers stealthily like a black belted ninja into a secret special spot within the closet. Then each player reaches out and feels for the nearest body part. All the participants take turns calling out which appendage they are touching and who it belongs to. The goal is to touch boobies or peni. The end. Good luck go getters!

Tiffany: Hi Mason, lets go play the closet game and make babies. Touch me Mason, touch me!

Mason: *turns off light* are you ready, Tiffany?

Tiffany: Yes. I'm ready. Take me as I am.

Mason: What are you?

Tiffany: A small whale. But that is why we turn off the lights. Touch me. I'm throbbing with passion. Touch me! Push my love button.

by Lakweefa March 4, 2009

ten day no-contact clause

A clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. When you two haven't talked, kissed, had sex, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it's not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. It's considered substitution.

"You dick, how could you cheat on me?"

"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"

by kameren February 24, 2008

Too close

When an individual has become too close for comfort

Steve: "Hey Brad wana go to the movies with Ashley and Kim tonight?"

Brad: "Sorry man that girl got too close for comfort last time"

Steve: "Yeah I know what you mean that girl can be a total bitch sometimes"

by TheRightLook December 22, 2008

Closet Cheater

People that want to be good at a game so they have to cheat in order to get somewhere cause they suck ass without cheating.

"Zuiy you are such a closet cheater bro" "I have not cheated ever since ive been in the game"

by OppZone August 30, 2017

closer

Someone who ends all group chats or social events when they show up because nobody likes them. They "close" the social event.

Dude, watch out for the closer, we cant have her at our party.

by Eddy S. October 30, 2007

Lost Cause

Sick ass three peice rock band from Oshawa Ontario,

Rush, Nirvana, Green Day, Foo Fighters, Lost Cause

by CanYouSpareSomeChange December 10, 2012

closet

Usually a storage for clothes but in some cases stores homosexual men.

One day Lindsay came out of the closet but Tiny pulled him back in for some more man love...

Jeffery: "Come on Tom come out of the closet"
Tom: "How about you come in with me?"
Jeff: "...O.K..."
Joe: "Hey come out of there!"

by soisoi April 26, 2006