throat cake

When a guy unloads in your throat and you sit there like "Do I spit or swallow?"

*gagging* "THROAT CAKE!"

by Bumpy Chonch December 27, 2011

Cake Wars

When you get to slap someone's ass without it being rape.

Everyone was playing cake wars for two whole weeks.

by Lizzy ur Sauce bae June 1, 2018

Cakes Moist

When a girl is turned on and is very wet.

Can also be applied to and for gay men, who often act a little queenish and identifies with their feminine side.

Girl #1 - "Damn Girl, That man is hot. "
Girl #2 - "Hell yeah!, He got my cakes moist"

by Retrosexual3 December 20, 2010

sizzle cakes

used to describe an attractive female's boobs or ass.

Hey, look at that girl's "sizzle cakes"; she's a knock-out.

by esther2010 September 8, 2010

Jaffa cake

A butiful biscuit found in England and Ireland. Some say in Irish mythology that the great Leo Quinn would defeat 100 English soilders just because he ate the recommended 24 a day he will go on to die of TB

Hmm Jaffa cake

by Jaffa pope October 15, 2019

whoople cake

(n)

A cake where a can of whoop ass is one of the ingredients.

Description of a really severe beating; meaning it will have multiple layers of pain for the recipient.

I've got a whoople cake with your name on it!

by DigiSim December 12, 2008

Moose Cake

- A cake in the shape of a moose

- An idiot, twasok, Numptey etc.

- A general term used when someone does something stupid.

1; *Falls over*
2; "Ah fu, get up you moose cake!"

by FreakBitchBaby January 5, 2010