Skip to main content

Rob's law

Rob's law is an adage of Internet culture stating without a clear indication of whether the article is real there is no way to tell if said Article is from The Onion or not.
Did you read the article about Demi Lovato saying that reveal parties are transphobic? I thought it was an onion article but Its Rob's Law
by Robbdigital March 7, 2021
mugGet the Rob's law mug.

stepgrandparent-in-law

Spouse's stepgrandparent.
My stepgrandparent-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
mugGet the stepgrandparent-in-law mug.

Hawthorne's Law

If one can, then one must.
"Yeah she's total chaos. She follows Hawthorne's Law; if she realizes she can do something, she has to do it."
by Anonimius May 26, 2023
mugGet the Hawthorne's Law mug.

Ambrose's Law

In today's political climate, as an online discussion grows longer in length, the probability of Donald Trump being mentioned approaches 1. That being, if an online discussion goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will mention Donald Trump, even if it has nothing to do with the original topic at hand. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Ambrose's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.
"The steak I bought at the grocery store was delicious, you should try it."

"You and all Trump supporters are what is wrong with this country."

"By invoking Ambrose's Law, and making no sense, any argument you are trying to make is null."
by K. Ambrose March 2, 2019
mugGet the Ambrose's Law mug.

Color of Law

1. Colorful Acting in a Legal Setting; Law officers or Bar* attorneys to use their favorite Statutes, Rules, or Procedures, usually for personal gain or to hide wrongdoing; Under the Color of Law, there is no 'black and white'; the colors of laws can be mixed in many ways to convince an average American that they were breaking the law in some way.

2. A Legal Fiction; Once intimidated or threatened under Color of Law, most american's will believe what they are told.

Once acknowledged as truth, it is then a fiction that you enable to be used as legal truth against you. That is, Until you WAKE UP, Open YOUR Eyes, and Know the difference between Right, Lawful, Wrong, Unlawful, Laws, Rules and Statutes. This color of law, can and will deprive People of basic human rights if it is allowed to do so.

3. Sorcery Law Theory; Force-field that protects certain law enforcement and Judicial officers; An invisible rainbow above certain officers, that guides them in sorcery to make it appear you are a criminal, when you were in fact, minding your own business. The colorful rainbow of deceit, wraps them, giving them the power to raise themselves above the Color of Law, so that Laws of Nature do not apply to them.
*BAR - British Law Club that specializes in training people to twist words under Color of Law, and make any legal fiction sound like Truth
3. Sorcery Law; The District attorney stated that "Any jury would agree that this court clerk behaved within the color of law. Anyone in the same situation would have shot the unarmed man in the back. It was a clear example of self defense." So no charges were pressed against the shooter.
by Ruth S Standing August 22, 2020
mugGet the Color of Law mug.

Hazen's Law

Similar to Godwin's law, Hazen's law states that, when someone disagrees with a political or economic ideology and they automatically claim that ideology is zionist influenced, their opinion is no longer valid.
Person 1: I think these different people should stop killing each other because it is wrong.

Person 2: Thats just the sort of talk i expect from a zionist sheep.

Person 1: My comment had nothing to do with zionism whatsoever, therefore i am forced to invoke Hazen's Law and ignore you from now on.
by Barfolamew November 10, 2012
mugGet the Hazen's Law mug.

Law gender

A sexual identity that allows people the ability to ignore all laws and rules with no consequences
Cop: you’re under arrest for murder!
Me: actually I’m law gender so it’s ok!
Cop: oh my apologies, you’re free to go!
by Yupinmywhitetee November 2, 2020
mugGet the Law gender mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email