Piss Bottle Hoarder

A completely dysfunctional TRUMP SUPPORTER who surfs internet porn and fake news sites all day, not even getting up to pee, and then filling multiple bottles with piss around their house.

That dude’s a piss bottle hoarder! Won’t even get off the computer long enough to piss!

by No Mercy June 15, 2025

Water Bottle Sex

Having sexual intercourse in a tightly cramped space (shower, car, pantry)

“Dude water bottle sex makes it hard to do so many positions”

by masdadace August 11, 2025

Canadian Bottle Opener

Just before you plan having anal sex with your partner, you reach out the window wearing a hockey glove (to protect your hand from the cold) you grab your bottle of Maple Syrup. (all good Canadians keep at least 3 bottles of their favorite Maple Syrup in the snow fridge outside their window) Sticking the top of the bottle of Maple Syrup in their partners Tim Hortons Chocolate Donut Hole, you proceed to empty the entire bottle. At the very last drop you pop the bottle out and in a downward motion making the “O” ring pop the top sound as any great Canadian Lager would do upon opening.

I bet Nancy over last night and gave her a proper Canadian Bottle Opener. It was so loud it almost caused an avalanche out back.

by Artie J Saves December 23, 2025

Asian Bottle

When you and your partner dispense fecal matter into a bottle and insert the nozzle into the vagina and squeeze vigorously.

Honey I’m so horny let’s do the Asian Bottle

by Coopuh January 5, 2026

Water bottle

The most effective way to carry water, but also the most effective way to make everyone laugh during a lecture when it falls over.
This object will make you crash out every 5 second,like the second u look away its already 30ft away from falling and rolling away

“My water bottle works better than a car tire”

by Adamburrrr January 15, 2026

Water bottle

The most effective method of carrying water,also the most efficient way to make everyone laugh during a lecture.
Like this object works better than a car weel. I will look down and it will be 30 ft away after falling, but before it can roll it has to fall and make the BIIIIIINNNKKKKDDDDDKKKKK!!!!!!! Hiting the ground.

“My water bottle works better than car tire”

by Adamburrrr January 15, 2026

throwing random water bottles

spontaneous random things done in front of a webcam.

do something innovative, something unique, something no one has ever done on a webcam then show it to the world. throwing random water bottles everywhere! random water bottles everywhere! just one after the other!

by poet P July 1, 2009