squelch boot

Having mad chafe in your genital region cause it to 'squelch' like a boot. Cause by not washing for a while
Bro, I think I have some serious squelch boot. Haven't washed in about a month
by therealfrenchtickler March 31, 2016
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lunch boot

the act of forgetting ones footwear while hastily returning from lunch
"where is your other shoe?"
"OH SHIT!, I must must have left it in the lunchroom!"

"Oh boy...another lunchboot"

see boot soup
by oren November 21, 2004
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put boots to

beating ones ass to a pulp
im going to put boots to my boss
by jack gordan June 03, 2006
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boot sauce

Boot sauce is the sweat and bacteria that gets in your shoes after rigorous activity
Can you smell that jim? Yeah it’s just Big Bunkkko’s Boot sauce
by Jimmbunk January 21, 2020
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boot cutter

Niche slur against Eastern Europeans
"Look at that slimy boot cutter!!"
by Riamaria!! December 16, 2023
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“Tall Boots” Argument

A “tall boots” argument is the use of the propaganda technique of Intentional Vagueness combined with “allusory correlation” to passively insinuate causation between a correlation without directly saying it. The employer of this annoying method of bullshittery, while never explicitly stating the idea itself, instead leads someone to believe they came to their own conclusions based on their insinuations by suggesting it to them, and not explaining further.

The term comes from the tall boots that nazi’s wore - or more specifically, pointing out that nazi’s wore tall boots TO someone wearing tall boots with the phrase “I’m not saying you’re a nazi, but…” while clearly insinuating a connection to someone wearing tall boots, and nazis. The argument is illogical, but this technique is effective because it leads people into trying to figure out what the argument *is* rather than examining the argument itself, no matter how stupid it is.

You will know when that annoying friend of yours is using this technique in two steps:
1. The start with the phrase “I’m not saying *insert subject of connection*, but…” before trailing off
2. You tell them that that’s stupid, which prompts only a shrug, rather than any extrapolation
Xavier: Oh dude, check out my new boots!
Jake: They look pretty tall.
Xavier: Hell yeah! Leather, too.
Jake: You know, nazis wore tall boots.
Xavier: Shut the hell up Jake, what kinda “tall boots” argument bullshit is that.
Everyone on twitter: Oh my god, Jake is right…what the hell is wrong with Xavier

(Now apply this example to a news outlet of your choice)
by CoruscationDeficit March 26, 2024
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