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Headphones and shield in one for masters of the art

Please note: Books can be used by others but only true masters can obtain the skill of blocking out noise and people only by reading
Friend: “hey! What is your book about?”
Friend: “helloooo.”
Me: “what?”
Friend: “ i said what is your book about?”
Me: “oh sorry the bad guy komitted suicide because he was forced to

Friend: “yeah great bye.”
by Yeetus.the.T-rex March 31, 2020
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Cai : this is not wattpad
Me : what do you mean? I read it in a book-
Cai : yeah wattpad irl cause it's a book
by Snows a dumb@ss September 25, 2022
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Book

A book is a thing either you will hate or love. beware.
I have to read a whole book by tomorrow! I HATE BOOKS!!!!

OMIGODTHISMANGAISSOAMAZINGILOVEIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Oldest Book in The Tree

By Throbert Buster

Meaning the oldest trick in the book, but amidst a dreary morning, a lazy rising sun, a distinguished gentlemen by the name of Throbert Buster, twixt with his confusion, exclaims, "The Oldest Book in The Tree!"
Thats literally The Oldest Book in The Tree bro.
by Ignacio DriverbeerLluchalatore February 19, 2025
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booking manager

Someone who manages a team of DJs and Producers. Someone who works on the business side in the electrinic music industry and is responsible for booking the talent for nightclubs.
"If you want to book a DJ for this night you will have to call the booking manager"
by Chelsea Carrington October 27, 2005
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The Book of Nortreus (Non-Fiction Religious Book)

Originally written by its author and writer, Werley Nortreus, the title The Book of Nortreus is a rare sacred non-fiction religious book. However, it is based on beautiful and important Biblical and Prophetic visions of God that Nortreus saw in Outer Space-Heaven-the Heavens. Accordingly, Nortreus wrote the book after confessing that he had seen God, Celestial Beings, and other Worlds through visions.
Did you know that Werley Nortreus wrote The Book of Nortreus (Non-Fiction Religious Book)?
by Jacob Martinique October 3, 2025
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dick-book

It's like a chick-book, but for guys. It is a very guy-ish book that has to do with a lot of guy stuff. It is something you will see most teenage guys reading.
Kyle: What are you reading?
Kayla: Boys R Us.
Kyle: Sounds like a chick-flick to me.
Kayla: No, a chick-flick is a movie.

Kyle: Then whats the book definition?
Kayla: I don't know, search it up.
Kyle: Got it! It's a chick flick in book form. Books thats usually attract girls aged 12-16.
Kayla: Thanks for sharing! So does that mean your reading a dick-book?

Kyle: A what?
Kayla: You know, it's like a chick-book but since your a guy, its a dick-book. It usually attracts boys aged 13-17
by spiderhaterrrr October 13, 2010
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