Testicular nut blast

When you cum inside someone so much you feel a small explosion from your nuts into whatever you are jizzing into.

UGH BABE I'M GONNA HAVE A TESTICULAR NUT BLAST.

by nutty profesor April 18, 2018

History blasting

The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".

Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.

However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.

How's Dave?

Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.

Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted

by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018

Malibu Blast

finger blasting someone inside of a Chevy Malibu

Killer weekend with Nina, treated her to a Malibu Blast. had to get the car detailed after

by Dave Roth February 11, 2024

Turkey-blasted

The action of dropping the toilet breaking, body shaking, earth quaking dookeridoo that inevitably follows Thanksgiving dinner.

"Don't worry, Joe, eat as much as you can! I bought a bulk pack of extra soft TP to help avoid any anal fissures once we're all turkey-blasted." said Janice before beginning the annual family Thanksgiving dinning experience.

by KarensRntUs September 15, 2020

charged penile blast

When you hold your penis shut while peeing and hold it in for an hour. Then release a charged blast of blood and urine

Guy1: dude, i just did a charged penile blast!
Guy2: woah

by lump420 July 13, 2019

Dazzle Blasted

When you release on a woman’s face and then throw a pocket of glitter onto their face

“So last night, I dazzle blasted”

by RazzleBlasted September 14, 2025

Kame Butt Blast

When you shoot a beam after taking a dump in a public restroom after giving someone a Mississippi birdbath.

Person 1: I had a Kame Butt Blast the other day.
Person 2: You need medical help

by a kid7086789 November 6, 2022