Anal Zipper

An Anal Zipper is slang for butthole.

She told me she likes it when I lick her Anal Zipper.

by Lake Lee Prism April 3, 2017

Anal Demolition

When an asshole slipts during sex and bleeds out.
Excruciating pain

I put my sick in her ass last night and caused anal demolition.

by Analdemolition March 23, 2017

dead anal

its when ur not that into doing anal but ur partner is having a wild time

Tam: my boyfriend and I had dead anal last night
Skylar: what's that?
Tam: I'm not into anal but he is, so I just laid there like a dead body. Dead anal.

by badlandssss February 2, 2018

anal masturbation

noun
the stimulation of the anus and/or rectum for the purpose of arousal by using one's hands or an object

"Anal masturbation feels really good, and I frequently do it in the shower."

by arypter December 8, 2019

anal splinters

Splinters you get in your

anus after using a wooden dildo in your bumhole

Fuck mate, I have anal splinters from the anal I did with that wooden dildo my friend got me

by pponkie September 27, 2019

anal chorus

Preaching to the choir : flatulent symphony as in political rhetoric

The reverend directed an anal chorus for the congregation. The politician composed an unprecedented flatulent symphony.

by tlarr March 24, 2017

anal thunder

When someone has has way too many tacos at the party and fucked up your bathroom.

Frank: Did you see Tommy? He had like 40 of your mom's 'special tacos'

Bobby: Yeah that kid has some serious anal thunder right now, I wouldn't use your bathroom for a couple of days.

by purplegator October 22, 2010