book

it is a BOOK

"daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm man you seeeee that fine looking book."
"ya hommie i want to read it so much"

by wewwwewewewewwewew December 10, 2018

Book whore

A person sexually attracted to books
A person who seductively touches a book

Look at that book whore kissing her prisoner of azkaban book

by Books aare smeggsy November 15, 2020

Book Monkey

a name used for a player that has the guild name "Chapter" in the game Deepwoken.

Look its another Book Monkey flooding.

by Heito November 26, 2022

Book Hangover

A “book hangover” is a sad or empty feeling after finishing a really good book when you’re not ready to leave the story or characters behind.

“I couldn’t start a new novel for a week because my book hangover from “The Summer I Turned Pretty”, was too strong.”

by ZFree September 8, 2025

Scrap Book

homework given by your teacher that you don't even want to do it

Teacher: Alright students make a scrap book regarding unit 15. It's due 1 month
Student 1: i hate this

by Yuzeri September 27, 2021

Guinness Book of World Records

The book which is actually just a website or it would have reached Mars by now, contains world records. Some of them are crazy, some are weird, some are crazy weird. But it's great to know that if I ever become the first person to eat eggs out of some sort of weird shit, my name gets put in an imaginary book to get me some fame.

TommyInnit: Hey I just got the most followers for a Minecraft Twitch Channel.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.

by I_hasAcat June 5, 2022

Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.

Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.

by QuacksO January 1, 2020