Pet shark

A small fish or A misheard lyric from hit me with your best shot by Pat benatar

Yesterday I got hit with a pet shark.

by Blueyfan March 3, 2023

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scuba sharks

the bestest underwater pals you could have :).

the scuba sharks belonged to Forrest and would die with them in a heartbeat.

by fonfoo June 2, 2018

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Tallulah shark

An icon, the moment! Revived pop music! Is the ultimate hero that Stan Twitter needed in these dark, harrowing times. All Stan Twitter r@ts must worship Tallulah Shark

“Tallulah Shark is truly the greatest thing that has happened to Twitter” - Mariah Carey

by Tallulah Shark October 20, 2020

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Shark

When you nut in a pool and she swims around gulping it up

Jim: "How was Sunday.
Tyler: "Pretty good, Marilyn did the shark with me."
Jim: "What..."

by BIGGER BORIS May 19, 2025

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When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.

Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason

-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)

The only way to neutralize the problem:

a: by giving food

b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)

(Btw this was written by a girl)

Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!

Guy: is it your appendix?

Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!

Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh

by Madforgames1 January 29, 2022

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