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Robert

Robert is the type of guy to just make you want to fucking off yourself.
Robert is dumb asfffffff.
by YokoTarii November 23, 2021
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Robert

Robert's most common saying is "I'll do it soon" or "I'll do it tomorrow" and then he never does what he said he was going to do. With that said, he is very laid back and doesn't have an once of worry in his body. Robert thinks other people can read his mind, and therefore he doesn't communicate, insted he gives stares and expects you to understand what he is thinking. In order for Robert to function properly, he needs at least fifthteen cups of black coffee each day, preferably right before bed. If you are ever going to sleep with a Robert, don't be surprised when you find out he is wearing ladies underwear.
Did you see Robert wearing thongs? "Once you go thong, you will always show your wong!"
by Syltburken September 11, 2021
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Summer roberts

Summer roberts is selfless

Summer roberts is pretty
by Summer roberts lover November 23, 2021
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Robert

Robert is a very cool person (can also be referred to as a sigma). Robert is cool because he has a B+ in biology (almost an A). His lover is named Aiden too
Beta male: I want to be a sigma like you Robert

Sigma Robert: You will never be like me
by Sigma Inc. November 21, 2021
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Robert

“Bro ROBERT you are so cool
I am autism
by Iluvvagina January 8, 2022
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Robert O'Neill

The first time having sex with your girlfriend. You have meticulously planned every part of the event down to the most minute detail. It finally happens and it is executed with perfection, though your mind was hazy, and all you know is that it ended with a head shot.
I finally had sex with Trudie last night. It ended up being a Robert O'Neill, but it was great and I can't wait to do it again.
by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019
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Robert

Robert is a asshole who likes to make out with alote of girls so he's a cheater he only thinks of hiself and will never take a girl any place
Robert is a lowsy scumbag, that likes to Controll peoples lives
by Mrs.nice January 2, 2019
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