Dutchman's pipe

I've got a vine in my back yard called a "Dutchman's pipe". The flowers look like a foot long vagina. Biggest vagina I've ever seen. Hard for me to think that the root of this is penile. The Dutch must be good at burrowing wool. Or that they are a little sloppy.

That broad had a Dutchman's pipe slung in her nethers. Took me a Goddamned hour to get the nectar.

by Bob Mitchum July 23, 2019

Laying Road Pipe

The act of traveling a long distance over a period of time

If we start laying road pipe, we might make it to the Grand Canyon tomorrow

by Geezerino April 20, 2021

Penjamin Pipe

A British gangster who rules the streets with a cold iron fist.

"That guys' such a Penjamin Pipe! I hope he doesn't pillage and rape me and my children!"

by Cheesemonger! March 22, 2024

type the pipe

mean to type so much in a girl dms shell let you smash the booty tooty fruit any time it mean to shoot yo shoot with a girl very well

damn girl can i type the pipe because that ass fat and you fine

by saysfuck.shit May 3, 2020

Pipe strike

Pipe strike is a line of defense when a woman is out of line. For the duration of the pipe strike she gets no dick.

Nancy promised me a threesome, but then pulled out at the last minute, now I’m going on pipe strike.

by Welder86 June 21, 2025

Boston Pipe Bomb

When one inserts a phantom firecracker into their anal cavity for there partner to light the fuse and proceed to cup their balls and pull them which the caretaker of the firecracker screams having a massive shit grape shorted across your face

“I’m in the mood for a Boston Pipe Bomb”

by Bambi Cock June 11, 2020

Crack Pipe

When you pipe her down like a beast & she inadvertently gets addicted/obsessed with u/ur libido

Aye yo, that boy re- arranged my guts so good I caught myself catching feels... Must be that crack pipe 🤷 ♂️

by hellakellerd November 6, 2019