by @yessir February 15, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. Simps for dads. Major cock up his arse. Spends his time getting absolutely hammered and wanks off the balcony into his “ah ma’s” mouth. Is a tranny and has has sex with multiple men.
by dickheadchickenfuck July 25, 2020
Get the Dylan Yimmug. by Huoljhjbb October 27, 2022
Get the Dylan John Thomasmug. 
Dylan is a 4 dimentional being that created god with his huge sweaty skin flaps. He goes into girls changing rooms and wears the skin of his victims :)))))
Dylan in his sexual from can can make any girl so wet that they cause another great flood.
Dylan in his sexual from can can make any girl so wet that they cause another great flood.
Person 1: Ugh... I wish that a girl could like me, im so lonely....
Person 2: Just ask dylan, he can do anything!
*1 week later*
Person 1: Yo dude i spoke to dylan and now every woman in the land is CREAMING over me!
Person 2: What did I say!
Both: Dylan is so sigma ohio fanum tax!!111!!!!11!!!1
Person 2: Just ask dylan, he can do anything!
*1 week later*
Person 1: Yo dude i spoke to dylan and now every woman in the land is CREAMING over me!
Person 2: What did I say!
Both: Dylan is so sigma ohio fanum tax!!111!!!!11!!!1
by DylanPleaseBustInMe January 28, 2024
Get the Dylanmug. by Sgsdgdbdnfmmfmdndn July 4, 2022
Get the Dylan skinnermug.