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never in my nine lives

“Never in my nine lives” bites off the whole cats have nine lives thing. It’s what you say when something’s so unbelievable, it’s like it never happened, not even once across all nine of your lives.
“Girl, you're crazy if you really think I’m buying that story. Never in my nine lives would I fall for that.
by Opiumbae September 9, 2025
mugGet the never in my nine livesmug.

Live

‣ Noun

- the truth

‣ “On a live?”

- Are you being serious?

Commonly replaced with “Vli” as an alternative.

Commonly used as a slang word in Zimbabwean Schools.
- “you’re capping
- “Jaq I’m tuning the live (or “vli”).”
by some dwass oan April 19, 2024
mugGet the Livemug.

live in ignorance

Live in ignorance and purchase your happiness
Live in ignorance and purchase your happiness
by Landon_memegod November 8, 2022
mugGet the live in ignorancemug.

thighs save lives

That one goth girl on Instagram who is a paid moderator in the discord server you're in that posts thigh and monster pics and you're too scared to follow so you just like every signal photo because you're a fucking creep and hope they both will and won't notice.
the fuck
She set her bio “thighs save lives”
You: Damn thighs save lives
Decent Humane Society: what the fuck
by femboyorgans March 8, 2022
mugGet the thighs save livesmug.

sicker calves have lived

no matter how high the odds are stacked against you, you can still prosper
You are down 9 to 2 in euchre but sicker calves have lived
by one sick calf March 6, 2010
mugGet the sicker calves have livedmug.

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