“Never in my nine lives” bites off the whole cats have nine lives thing. It’s what you say when something’s so unbelievable, it’s like it never happened, not even once across all nine of your lives.
“Girl, you're crazy if you really think I’m buying that story. Never in my nine lives would I fall for that.
by Opiumbae September 9, 2025

‣ Noun
- the truth
‣ “On a live?”
- Are you being serious?
Commonly replaced with “Vli” as an alternative.
Commonly used as a slang word in Zimbabwean Schools.
- the truth
‣ “On a live?”
- Are you being serious?
Commonly replaced with “Vli” as an alternative.
Commonly used as a slang word in Zimbabwean Schools.
by some dwass oan April 19, 2024

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by Landon_memegod November 8, 2022

That one goth girl on Instagram who is a paid moderator in the discord server you're in that posts thigh and monster pics and you're too scared to follow so you just like every signal photo because you're a fucking creep and hope they both will and won't notice.
the fuck
the fuck
She set her bio “thighs save lives”
You: Damn thighs save lives
Decent Humane Society: what the fuck
You: Damn thighs save lives
Decent Humane Society: what the fuck
by femboyorgans March 8, 2022

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