An amazing gent, yet also a chronic masturbator. His name signifies greatness and power. Nobody messes with Varley, not even Varley messes with Varley. If you have a Varley in your life you don't want to loose him.
by TheBritishBritOfIdioms August 18, 2014
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widely known to kick the shit out of four asswipes who called him a "skater fag."
widely known to kick the shit out of four asswipes who called him a "skater fag."
by raab February 15, 2004
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1 the valleys of wales, ex-mining areas usually with a lot of poverty and drug problems and crime.
2 people from the valleys of Wales. they normally go into town (Cardiff or Swansea), every Friday night, drink copious amounts of beer, letch, and start fights (the Valley Girls usually worse than the Valley Boys). Battle scars and pub bans worn with pride. Usually chavs, or slightly classier ones townies.
2 people from the valleys of Wales. they normally go into town (Cardiff or Swansea), every Friday night, drink copious amounts of beer, letch, and start fights (the Valley Girls usually worse than the Valley Boys). Battle scars and pub bans worn with pride. Usually chavs, or slightly classier ones townies.
by missmoon January 15, 2008
Get the Valleys mug.High Valleyfield a small village outside of Dunfermline in Fife This village mainly consists of teenage parents, drug dealers and lazy wasters! You wouldn't be surprised to see the "young team in Joes chippy/disco on a Friday and Saturday night.
when passing the "valleybar" hold your breath and run fast as the stench of marihuana and 3 week old stale beer is enough to render you unconscious.
when passing the "valleybar" hold your breath and run fast as the stench of marihuana and 3 week old stale beer is enough to render you unconscious.
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Get the valleygirls mug.A male with a small ego and a smaller penis. A Vallen pursues electronics or electrical engineering to the point it becomes his entire identity. A Vallen also is somewhat delusional, believing that he is the one true god, when in reality, he is but another simp.
Is that Vallen, the Icelandic samurai?
It is not. That, my friend, is but another simp.
Damn! Fuckin’ Vallen, eh!
Not with his small penis.
Oh.
It is not. That, my friend, is but another simp.
Damn! Fuckin’ Vallen, eh!
Not with his small penis.
Oh.
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