Mianus touching your Uranus

Means your following too close, your tailgating,you don't know how to drive!!

When your too close to my bumper driving mianus touching your Uranus

by Hippiechef February 2, 2023

safe touch

Consensual, non threatening, pleasurable contact between two consenting adults. No cohesion.

I'm dying for some safe touch.

by Meow meow kitty cat May 11, 2018

smooth touch

Your having a brilliant day and then you decide to rub icyhot on your legs and the friction makes the icyhot goes to your nuts/vagina

I gave my friend the smooth touch when he threw dog shit at me

by Cool as Kelvin Hot as Your Mom January 12, 2016

Touch Tuned

Playing songs on the Touch Tune app as a tribute to someone in the bar

I just Touch Tuned her because she is 🔥

by DJWap November 14, 2020

touch the glass save your ass

touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks

whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker”

by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022

Touched It Down

Past tense noun-to-verb translation of touchdown.

He touched it down!

by Utmostly January 19, 2020

Does red touch yellow, or does red touch black?

When you’re about to get real intimate with someone, man or women, and you want to know if they have any STIs. You ask this question.

Oh baby that’s a pretty pussy, does red touch yellow, or does red touch black?

It’s no secret that you’ve been around. Does red touch black or does it touch yellow?

by Sprazzo December 15, 2024