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Shorn Dog

A bald, hairless, completely shaved cock and balls.
Rachel loves my shorn dog. She can’t get enough.

Getting a little overgrown down there. Time for a shorn dog.
by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018
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Chocolate Dog

That phrase “Chocolate Dog” is the process of a man shitting in his hand, and jerking off with it.
Did you hear that mike tried to “Chocolate Dog” last night?
by Gay niggger faggot babe December 24, 2020
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Wright dog

Hangs around Davoren Usually carries an Adidas satchel and air maxes with black tech fleece jacket with cargo shorts. Got lockup yesterday for putting a seccy in a headlock. He got suspended at school for refusing to stop vaping in the school toilets. He rolled 5 cunts at once at Salisbury interchange. HE walks around clueless sometimes and we dont know what he's doing. But if wright dog wants something he will roll someone for it. He usually hangs with keldog and palm when he wants to go for a rage.
by kel dog October 20, 2021
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Crusty Dog

Those little ankle biters with the shit lips and ugly ass teeth. The owners call it a dog. It's usually named Coco or Princess or some shit.
"I'd like you to meet my dog, Princess! Don't worry she doesn't bite."
"Now that's one crusty dog"
by Lazcus September 6, 2021
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Therapy dog

A dog you take merely for emotional purposes, to make you feel better. Usually to make you feel less lonely.
Miles broke up with his girlfriend, and he took a therapy dog so he wouldn't feel so lonely all the time.
by yoyie-as June 25, 2012
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Decapitate the Dog

When one is 'prairie doggin it' and clinches his or her rectum at a most inopportune time, resulting in a small turd being cut from the larger mass of shit completely or partially as a dingle-berry.
"Decapitate the Dog"
Dude, me and the bros were cruising down the interstate and i was prairie doggin mad until a deer ran out in front of the truck and we slammed it. Totally decapitated the dog man, it was embarrassing.
by Dingle-Dog July 18, 2012
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Taco Dog

1) A gourmet dish that can only be prepared properly by a couple consisting of a male individual and a female individual. It is said to taste like sex, in other words, THE GREATEST THING EVER. Problem is, I'm a female vagitarian, and just like a male penivore, eating or even preparing this dish is against my morals.

2) An epic idea, essentially a Hot dog placed in a Taco instead of a bun, and maybe with some simple ketchup, sour cream, guacamole or salsa, it might go well. On the other hand, it might not; honestly I have no clue because, for real, I'm also a vegetarian.
1) Alex: Hey, babe, wanna make a Taco Dog tonight?
Samantha: Ahhh, yeah sure, can't wait, I love Taco Dogs, just try not to finish the Taco Dog too quickly this time, okay! I want to savor every bite.
Alex: But I can't help myself!!! It's so delicious...

2) Me: Dude, what the hell are you eating?
John: Ahhh, it's a Taco Dog with Guacamole, all I had left in the freezer was a single hot dog, in the fridge some Guacamole, and there was a single taco shell lying in an open box on the counter, so...
Me: That's nasty, stop eating that crap and go shopping for some real food, puhlease!
by AmigoTaco August 5, 2012
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