Greatest of all time, salty

An expression used to show you are jealous of someone's success.
"Aw man you the greatest of all time, salty... "
by Syedster April 16, 2022
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Chocolate Salty Balls

A sexual act between consenting adults which starts with a man's testicles being covered with chocolate pudding and sprinkled with salt. At which point the man's partner will lick/suck the coating clean off.

May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls...
Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck em!!
by ChuckInDuuupps December 02, 2017
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salty hamster

My gf is a salty hamster when we play xbox.
by Destroyerkid237 November 28, 2017
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Salty Lemon

The act of feeding the female partner something sour and then sticking your dick in their puckered mouth.
Daen really liked having a salty lemon on him by his futa gf.
by YNWL January 23, 2019
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Salty hurricane

When you are receiving a blowjob, and you spin your penis in a rapid circular motion, as you are jizzing onto a face.
My dad asked me if I had ever given a girl a salty hurricane , in front of my mom. Talk about embarrassing, because I did.
by Dustinj321 October 15, 2017
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Salty surprise cookies

When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.
Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.
by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024
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sally the salty

by dedre September 09, 2020
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