Bulgarian Tickler

A man lays in a bathtub, with the head of his dick above the water. He then gets a fly, rips the wings off, and puts the fly on the head so that the fly simply walks around giving the man a funny tickle.

I got bored while taking a bath lastnight so i found a fly and gave myself a bulgarian tickler.

by Victor H. December 14, 2008

Tinkertwanker

a guy with a cock so small he cant get a partner so has to wank himself off

Andy is a tinkertwanker

by Team ASs April 9, 2010

Ticket Savior

When you would have gotten a speeding ticket, had it not been for being stuck behind someone going slow.

I was late and road raging so bad until we passed the speed trap, then I was glad to be stuck behind that jerk driving so damn slow, he was my ticket savior.

by Harmony08 October 4, 2010

Ticketation

A ticket and invitation combination. Given out as form of entrance to an event

At the event this weekend, please present your ticketation upon entering.

by Pachanga April 1, 2013

Ticket-Douching

Using an automated system to buy as many concert tickets as possible in order to make from them, at the sole expense of other concert goers. (Scalping).

Pearl Jam goes on sale on saturday! Are you ready to douche some tickets? Ticket-Douching

by SomeoneWhoNeedsANewJob September 1, 2013

ticket boyfriend

A boy who you have a mainly platonic relationship with, at least on your end, that you keep in contact with and go out with for the sole purpose of getting free tickets to concerts.

YOU: I really want to see Bombay Bicycle Club, but tickets are $40 and the show's sold out.

YOUR FRIEND: Why don't you call your ticket boyfriend, I bet he can get you into the show.

by macncheesebbgrl October 26, 2013

tinker tantrum

To throw an absolute fit, especially when pixie dust is involved...... That Tink threw a Tinker tantrum.

Bitchfit crazy woman she's lost her mindCray Cray threw a tinker tantrum

by Hammerclap January 16, 2016