Zombie

A human being without goals in life.

Ow the train is full of smartphone zombies again.

by Hustlerboss October 15, 2018

zombys mom

my mom bitch

its zombys mom

by zomby2wee84892 November 29, 2020

Zombie kid

I like turtles

Lady: Back here live at the waterfront village with my friend the zombie Jonathan. You're looking good Jonathan. You just got an awesome facepaint job. What do you think?

Zombie kid: I like turtles!

Lady: Alright you're great.

by bonerman69 October 25, 2018

Zombie shopper

A person(s) who wonders the aisles of stores slowly and aimlessly just looking at products without picking out much to buy. These people are often in the way of whatever you need. Also they might follow you around the store.

I went to the grocery store today and there were hoards of zombie shoppers there. Just standing in front of what ever I needed so I had to wait for them to move on. A couple of them seemed to follow me down every aisle. I finally has to check out and leave the store to keep them away from me.

by Memphis09 December 5, 2023

Zombie Scare

When you catch a stiff, slow moving object in the corner of your eye and immediately you are frightened.

I was walking back to the house at night when I saw something move and had a Zombie Scare. Turns out it was just a tarp in the breeze.

by funnie03 March 17, 2012

Zombies

Severely stupid undead cannibals

Alex: Wow, those zombies just walked into a pole.

by Sarcasm_Man35 May 25, 2019

Digital Zombie

A person who walks around completely oblivious to their surroundings due to being totally absorbed in their digital devices.

I saw a herd of digital zombies waiting for the school bus today. Each was wearing headphones while staring at their phones. None of them seemed to be aware of the others around them.

by John in Virginia April 27, 2025