This theory states that the chances of survival of a long distance relationship are directly proportional to the couple's resistance to a midnight craving for chocolate and patience to wait for it till the next day.
I SO wanna have chocolate right NOW! I'd suck at long distance relationships courtesy the chocolate theory.
I think I should end this relationship. Last night's urge for chocolate, chocolate theoried my relationship. (verb)
I think I should end this relationship. Last night's urge for chocolate, chocolate theoried my relationship. (verb)
by iamawesome41 December 18, 2011
Rhinebaque Theory is an ancient mythical legend, carved in the stones and passed down from man to man. It is the ultimate truth about women. In essence, Rhinebaque theory suggests that if you have a female friend, and she gives you a lolipop, she suboncsiously is thinking that she wants to give you a blowjob. It does not matter what age or race, if you are given a lolipop by a girl, she wants the cock.
"Here George, take my lolipop, I hope you enjoy it!"
"Why thankyou Alex, this Lolipop looks scumptious"
3 days later
"Ohhh Alex, yes BAABBEY!"
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As you can see, Rhinebaque Theory is true
"Why thankyou Alex, this Lolipop looks scumptious"
3 days later
"Ohhh Alex, yes BAABBEY!"
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As you can see, Rhinebaque Theory is true
by TheCrackWhore September 03, 2012
Finance: when you think a person makes X amount so therefore they have Y moneys but totally negates any thought of bills or debt
Jack thinks just because i make 60k a year it means I have 60k in savings. Hes totally negating the fact I have a truck payments and a mortgage. He's trying to play the Bryson theory.
by Islandcouple69 January 12, 2021
by fradern June 27, 2021
If one person in a relationship really likes bread and the other dosen't, it's a really good sign the relationship will go places. If both parties like bread or dislike bread there is a great possibility it won't go as well.
Meghan: I love bread
Shawn: I hate bread
Tomás: due to the Bread theory they are perfect for eachother
Shawn: I hate bread
Tomás: due to the Bread theory they are perfect for eachother
by Nicheis October 16, 2023
It is when you see a person from a distance, and believe they are attractive, but when they get closer they are fugly.
This could affect both male and female persons from a distance, and in some cases the male/female person could look ugly from a distance, but when closer can possibly be attractive.
This could affect both male and female persons from a distance, and in some cases the male/female person could look ugly from a distance, but when closer can possibly be attractive.
Woah she's hot bro!!
Dude dont forget about the 'telescope theory,' wait till she gets closer?
Awwh no way she's ugly!
Dude dont forget about the 'telescope theory,' wait till she gets closer?
Awwh no way she's ugly!
by jizz u l8a August 23, 2011
Probadance Theory: A conceptual framework that integrates principles from Bayesian epistemology and critical rationalism to create an adaptable and self-correcting hierarchy of event likelihoods. The term combines "probability" and "dance" to emphasize its dynamic and evolving nature in organizing, evaluating, and updating beliefs about the likelihood of various events.
Ever since I started applying the Probadance Theory to my decision-making, I've been able to assess situations with greater clarity and adaptability.
by Phieyl August 27, 2023