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Juan Noodle

It’s like a circle jerk but a group of women sit like spokes on a wheel jerking off one gentleman
Gather around ladies, it’s time to Juan Noodle him in the middle of this party!
by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023
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Noodle washer

A Guinea that stands there and washes his own angel hair repeatedly for countless hours.
Aye look that kid Ant Vitorio what a noodle washer.
by Jmac175 July 6, 2019
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Glitter Noodle

This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)

This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.

Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.

Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?
by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle August 4, 2009
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Boston noodle

When having anal sex. One must ejaculate into there partners anal hole and then slurp the semen out
Oh man i boston noodled my wofe last night tasted great!
by 2.3T noodler October 17, 2022
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shnoodle noodle

it is another word for cum or it can be also used as an insult
there was shnoodle noodle all over the bed sheets

you're such a shnoodle noodle
by thecranberry October 21, 2010
mugGet the shnoodle noodlemug.

noodle banged

“Henry!” “What Ron?” “I just noodle banged your mom and it hurt!”
by Gayfag September 26, 2017
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