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by Tower0fdreams January 19, 2025
Get the testicles powered by machine guns mug.A play on BMW’s slogan “the ultimate driving machine.” Because in order to own a BMW, you constantly have to maintain it, even when keeping up with maintenance intervals. Thus, people abandon their BMW’s on the driveway and they tend to leak oil, hence “The Ultimate Driveway Machine.
A: hey did you see that C bought an old BMW E36?
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”
C: god damn it.
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”
C: god damn it.
by Iamtheliquor55 January 11, 2023
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by sniper98g July 19, 2014
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