king hell

Shortened version of fucking hell.

"Look at that!"
"King hell!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Size King

A Size King is a well-endowed man who actively seeks out size queens (women who only like huge dicks). Some men who are hung become size kings because they like to be with women who will really focus on their penis and it's size. A true size king advertises his endowment to "bait" potential size queens.

"You're sure showing a lot of dick bulge tonight, Dan."

"Of course I am, Anika. I'm not going to hide it...I need to meet some size queens at the club, and I want them to know that I'm a Size King"

by Horseman Dan June 15, 2008

fit for a king

The best band in the world.

Fit for a king is the best band in the world.

by Blahblahblah metal and hiking. May 4, 2018

The Nameless King

A fucking epic boss fight

IGN reviewer: Dude I'm stuck on the Nameless King can you help me so I give this game a 5 out of 10 instead of a 2 out of 10.

Mike: Git Gud dumbass

by Charles ii of Spain is hot February 18, 2020

King Propane

King Propane is an event held every 2 months between a group of friends. The event consists of making fire-balls using various shapes and sizes of propane cylinders.

Phill: Hey, Squirrel, are you going to the King Propane in August?

Squirrel: Yup! And i've got plenty of propane cylinders to get the party started!

by Corvid_crow April 3, 2005

king tut

when you take a solid poop, wrap it in the hand towel next to the sink for the next unsuspecting person to wipe their hands off with, the unvailing is priceless!

I was at my buddies house, after I washed my hands I used the nicely rolled up hand towel next to the sink to dry my hands, to my surprise there was a king tut wrapped in there! I had to wash my hands all over again.....sickos i tell ya!

by FLCL69 March 21, 2017

kings handshake

When you shake a mans hand and slide your handshake away. Gripping hold of their index finger and wank it off like a hooker in Las Vegas.

I shook Craig's hand and gave him the kings handshake. He loved it and jizzed in his pants.

by GTips July 21, 2017