johnnie guilbert

the best music artist, cutest emo, and nicest person ever

“i love johnnie guilbert sm”
“ ik he’s helped me sm and i love him sm”

by natalee.840 April 11, 2024

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johnny-about-town

A person who is in-the-know, a social scenester, always about-and-about, ahead of the social curve.

He's a johnny-about-town, always on the scene.

by wordonthestreet October 24, 2013

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Sturgill Simpson

Alter ego, pirate name or new moniker

First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth

by bluegrasm July 01, 2024

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The man who played “Dale Gribble” on “King of The Hill.” He was one of the greatest men to ever be born on this planet.

Rest in piece, Johnny Hardwick-I-I mean… Rusty Shackleferd.

by \\VHM// January 10, 2024

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That guy was being really lame, a big Johnny Hardcock

by cubespark December 17, 2020

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the act of pre mature ejaculation within 2 strokes or less

Jeremey:“yo, how was it with that girl last?”

Ryan: “I gave her the ole Johnny 2 pumped then made her call an Uber”

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Another name for Gianfranz

Gianfranz is a fortfuck

Jesus: 'Did you hear Johnny Ferret watched porn in class?'
God: 'Did you know that Johnny Ferret is also a fortfag?'
Jesus: 'NO WAY!!!'

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