Big Submariner

A Big Submariner is the commander of submariners. They are usually small infants that wear horridly stinky poopy diapers. This strange phenomenon is usually seen at their den, which is kind of like a river now. They are also known to participate in the act of human sacrifice by pushing pregnant women in front of trains. Remember to watch out for when he submerges, for hearing a Big Sub's whine is the equivalence of listening to an airplane go super sonic.

Me: My god, sir are you okay?
Old man: No, me be seein' one in Lexington
Me: Saw what?
Old man: It be huge, son. I be seein' one of 'em Big Submariners...
Me: Oh my, that must've been terrible
Old man: Aye! It almost took me hearin'
Me: My god, what a terrible thing to see, I'm glad you lived!

by Explosivechicken Reilig July 6, 2010

Big Geno

the leader of the mafia

Big Geno is the coolest guy in the world

by Big Geno March 24, 2005

Big Gay

If you touch some elses peen you have the big gay. Facts.

Yo you see that guy over there? He has the Big Gay.

by no homos here January 14, 2019

big girl

An obese woman.

My friend Autumn from Sacramento is a big girl cuz she eats all the time.

by Adnan January 13, 2004

big muff

reference to a large patch of pubic hair on a female.

i was goin south on this honey, and ran into the big muff!

by b.mizzle November 10, 2006

Big Flexy

1. Having ample muscle as to cause shirt to appear skin-tight
2. to cause jealousy among members of the same sex

1. Goodness, looks like Big Flexy walkin there.
2. *spoken by male* Pfft. Look at that. I won't admit it, but he's Big Flexy.

by Big Flexy April 3, 2003

Big dumb

More than just dumb, usually when one perfoms an action that is too dumb to be considered just dumb.

That’s big dumb, bro! How did you fail that easy test?

by russ.n8 March 31, 2019