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riding the sheep

mensturation, a woman's period, most specifically small African girls with no other means of sanitary pads.
(There's a commercial, about poor African girls who can't go to school because they have their period.)

Me: Can't they just, I don't know....grab some wool or grass or something and shove it in there? I mean, what did any woman do in, like, olden times?

Boyfriend: Better yet...she could just ride a sheep for a few days.

Me: That's fantastic. Riding the sheep!!
by Kim H January 8, 2008
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ghost ride

Ghost ride is when you drive so low they cant see you driving
"Ghost ride tha whip"

- E-40
by rawrawrrawr January 18, 2006
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riding dirty

driving while having warents out on your name.

not any of this not showering shit you are making up.
by diesel.. July 12, 2006
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Blonde ride

1. sex with a blonde woman.
2. a woman with blonde hair.
1. John's got a blonde ride for tonight.
2. Look at that hot blonde ride.
by Deep blue 2012 October 16, 2009
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Maple Syrup Ride

Where two participants both cum into a plastic kiddy pool and put floaties on and just let the semen waves take them away.
David: Man I've had a rough day, I'm not sure how to unwind.
James: Dude have you heard about the "Maple Syrup Ride"? Took all of my stress away. I highly recommend it.
by Dungeonsiege May 20, 2019
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Polish Bike Ride

We aren't sure, we only know that, there is no cure...
The bully gave him a polish bike ride...
by pLaYaMaGiC11 May 1, 2005
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jersey bike ride

To trick an individual to partake in an intense endeavor, ending in an unfortunate surprise.
When Mike finally found the golden treasure chest and smelled the poop inside it, he immediately knew he was the subject of an elaborate Jersey Bike Ride.
by BaDoSu9 December 14, 2016
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